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verb- an excuse to randomly hit someone
*see someone you realy dont like* *hit them* CHEESE TOUCH!!
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The opposite of the Midas Touch. When everything you touch turns to shit.
President Biden had the Mierdas Touch.
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The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.
My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.
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A more scientific and educated way of saying "touch screen phone".
Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..
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When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.
Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.
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When an idiot thinks that someone touching you back is a big deal. If someone touches your shoulder (not skin on skin), it breaks the touch barrier. Not anywhere near first base, but still progressing apparently
Not actually a real thing, but you sure as hell try to convince them!
"Omg today during class he touched my back! He broke the touch barrier!"
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someone that wants to touch your cock
pipi touch ??
..... ok.
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