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Something said or written absentmindedly by a Programmer while attempting to look cool and intelligent while also very distracted by the possibility of relations with either a shameless strumpet, or possibly Sailor Venus.
Alexi) ... and then... bool=true ...
Renald) ...... *absent gaze* .....
Corey) Those two coders were helping that strumpet with her code, and they set bool=true !
Spectators) NO WAY!! :(
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"Love" is her letting you take it out of her mouth and putting it in her ass...
"True Love" is when she lets you take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth
I truly love that nasty whore...what's her name again?
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It is not the desire to have sex with the one you love...it's more than that. It's the feeling of having your heart splash into your stomach when you see her gorgeous face. The times when you go out of your way to walk her to a class when you know you will be late to yours. It's always being there and listening to every word that comes out of her lips. It's sticking up for her when people look down upon her. It's putting her over you and making sure that she is happy when you may not be. It's making her feel like a goddess and holding her tight. Having her sleep on your arms when you're wide awake. It's typing a sweet message to her when she's sick and dropping by and feeding her. There are no words that can define what is true love. Only true happiness will one know if they're truly in love.
when you know what is best for her and not you. that is only true love
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1. True Friends
True friends are the people you can always go to. They can make your worst days the best and they know you better then anyone.
They are there in the bad and sing karaoke for hours with you by your side; you accept each other for who they are.
You almost die but laugh anyway.
True friends love each other(as friends)
True friends are normally girls who ride in cars\ school buses together.
True friends are like ... and ....
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A man or women who uterly enjoys the sport of lacrosse. Somone who lives for the sport, and all that he or she does is think of the gracefull activity. A laxer lives lax.
HE WHO PLAYS LACROSSE.. LIVES LACROSSE
Bring your lacrosse stick to a dance, waterpark, porta potty, french class, spanish class, get a detention for kissing it durring a classmates declamation, headmasters office when in trouble
anything
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Any man who possesses the ability to entice women in any given circumstance, while utilizing, charm and charisma and not reliant on social or materialistic status.
Jonny can’t even afford Top Ramen but he came back from the market with lipstick on his collar. He’s a true player.
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A mythical idea, a fantasy feeling, a temporary emotion brought on by simple lust....
He thought it was true love when they met, but then another girl walked by...
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