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Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best
"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"
Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane
Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.
Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties
Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?
The best day of the week cuz the Dolan Twins upload and make everyone happy.
“Bro, did you see the Dolan Twins new video?”
“Wait...today’s Tuesday?”
A suitable replacement because the C bomb is just not done. descending from C u next tuesday.
Oh my god I can't bear her she's such a Tuesday!!!
He did what? what a Tuesday!
I love you mate, you are such a Tuesday and I love it!