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To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.
Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!
the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.
Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.
A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.
I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.
The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.
The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)
There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.
Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.
Zenith Ultimate (noun): A term used to describe the pinnacle of excellence or the highest achievable standard in a given field; often associated with unparalleled performance, ultimate success, or the peak of quality.
Example: "The new gaming console is considered the Zenith Ultimate of home entertainment systems."
when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.
ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker