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When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it
i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody
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To poke someone quickly and sharply, preferably in the face, then declare "Unicorn Bite!" if the poke is successful.
If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.
Friend 1: "Oh my gosh! You just poked me hard and sharp in the face!"
Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"
Celebrations ensue.
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the bit of pubic hair that a girls missed after shaving... her ass
Oh shit! your ass has unicorn fluff!!
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1. A person that has both a penis and a vagina; a hermaphrodite.
2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.
"Take off her pants and you'll see that Mabel is a pink unicorn."
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A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.
Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.
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Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.
Said the Unicorn Master, "I require bread for my friends."
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A group of individuals usually made up from females and crossdressers that live in a world of sheer fabulousness. the most amazing collection of desirable people that are completely untouchable by the outside world and those not in the squad. Will generally always include a Harley. If you ever find one, 1. your not getting in 2. you will wish you could 3. your life will never be the same again
wow! those are some hot chicks, the most fabulous creatures I've ever seen. must be a unicorn squad!
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