A Vaginal Choke-Slam

Is where a 21st century woman takes what she wants and locks some clueless guy down into the marriage-baby-house trifecta in under 2 years. Fast work lady!

"Brian totally got a vaginal choke-slammed and we never see him anymore!"

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Luxury Vaginal Planks

Vinyl plank-type flooring which is actually made off vaginal tissue. In addition to durability, they also emit a most pleasant aroma, although sometimes quite slippery.

I got some Luxury Vaginal Planks flooring. It looks great, is easy to clean, smells good, but it's a bit slippery. I did fuck it the other night, and now it's even more slippery.

oral-vaginal-rectal

Also known as OVR, or "Three Slits," it is considered the holy trinity of incessant hedonistic tantric copulation that covers not only the 'yoni,' but includes the 'ās' and the 'gud' resulting in an immense orgasmic explosion that could metaphorically be compared to the big bang in the release of sexual energy.

The yoga date last night ended up in OVR (oral-vaginal-rectal) at home. It couldn't possibly have gone better.

vaginal fluid on the brain

on a certain day of the week (mostly on mondays) someone might feel retarded or simply stupid. Some beleive it is caused by vaginal fluid that may be in the brain. It is normally caused by fatigue or mostly a hangover.

"holly shit today i had at least 87% vaginal fluid on the brain!"

how come?

"its a monday u fuckin retard"

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Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease

The disease that comes over males when they dont grow a pair testicles to flirt with the one woman they like. The male vagina(*see below) quickly gets infected and the disease quickly spreads to the brain giving the mind assets of a "Vagina Decliner."

(*)The male vagina forms when the male who once was thought of to have balls but now is known that he doesnt. Most occurances are diagnosed when a male wont talk to the girl on the heater.

This disease cannot be infected into shemales.
But can be caught by people who are incredibly close to the line of homosexuality.

Lynn: Natalie is on the heater Zach. Go sit by her.
Zach: im trying to pay attention in class douche.
David: come on you pussy go by her.
Zach:No ass hole.
Brett: Man, you must have been infected the Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease"

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vaginal rabbit destruction

this is when you stick a rabbit into a consensual women's vaginal area and proceed to anally rape the rabbit whilst in the women.

Best experienced if the rabbit is rabid.

"YO you wanna go preform vaginal rabbit destruction on Lucy later?"
"No, Lucy is my dog."

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Vaginal waffle stomp

Verb: To take a massive duke in a females vagina only to stomp it "on in der" in the same way as a regular waffle stomp.

Last night me and my girl where doing the dew when she got bored of the hot cosby, so? i gave her a vaginal waffle stomp!

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