Texas Oil Well

The act of having anal sex with a guy or girl and having fecal matter and lube blow back onto yourself. Resembles when you strike oil.

Nothin will make you vomit like a Texas Oil Well.

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well ill be jiggered

a hick phrase meaning shocked, excited, or pleasantly surprised

My four wheeler rolled over in the corn field while I was muddin...well Ill be jiggered

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well i'm sorry

When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation

Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...

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well, i reckon

A brainless hillbilly term used to begin country songs that all sound the same.

Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...

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well, FUCK YOU!

reaction to non-acceptance or rejection of ones' completely valid idea or concept while accepting a lesser concept/idea!
back to 'drawing board' with tail between legs

john submitted his dick and balls to someones' mouth but it was deem unacceptable...-well, FUCK YOU!!!

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Well Bullshit, Don!

When you get mad as hell at anyone you say: "Well Bullshit, Don! This would apply to anyone.Dissing

When you get mad as hell at anyone you say: "Well Bullshit, Don! This would apply to anyone. Heres an example: Honey, I just farted, and I think I shit in my pants! Other person's reply is "Well Bullshit, Don!

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camel stuck in a well

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass

I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.

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