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Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.
It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.
Looks like a wet bender this weekend.
a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry
ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares
Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.
My wet Bessies are so engorged.
My wet bessies are leaking.
She has the biggest wet bessies.
take a healthy shit and then after not wiping stand in the shower and let the water trickle down your back and down your ass crack into the mouth of a person laying on the shower floor.
Wow, I could tell Frank had ribs last night after he gave me the wet charlie.
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A joke term used for a mentally handicapped or "retarded" person
Don't be a wet chin Johnny, you know 2 +2=4
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Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.
Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"
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When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin.
Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though!
Friend: bummer man!
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