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Police are on the block.
The streets wet means stop doing illegal activities and get the hell outta there because if you don't you'll be arrested.
If you hear this shouted run.
a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry
ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares
Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.
My wet Bessies are so engorged.
My wet bessies are leaking.
She has the biggest wet bessies.
Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.
Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"
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take a healthy shit and then after not wiping stand in the shower and let the water trickle down your back and down your ass crack into the mouth of a person laying on the shower floor.
Wow, I could tell Frank had ribs last night after he gave me the wet charlie.
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A joke term used for a mentally handicapped or "retarded" person
Don't be a wet chin Johnny, you know 2 +2=4
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When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin.
Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though!
Friend: bummer man!
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