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a beached whale with a cocktail sausage is a fat guy with a very small penis!
he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage
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when a jacket is zipped up all the way to the top.
"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."
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Donald Trump. and his entire grifter, inbred, dumpster fire family
This guy is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. Sketchy, rapey, lardass, illiterate, and inhuman by all accounts. He’s goddam Whale Shit.
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An obese person who steals your Canadian and fornicates in your Bat Cave.
I can't believe he did the nasty with that Whale Whore! And In our Bat Cave too!!! Candians these days.
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When a man goes up to a women in a bar, gives her a hug and whispers in her ear that she is the fattest and ugliest thing in the world. Then he see's how long he can hold on to her for.
Winnner of whale riding is the person who holds on the longest!
(In a bar) man goes up to a women and says:
"you are the fattest thing in the room"
See's how long he can hold on
Friend: "you are the best at whale riding"
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Screw the whales! If they can't adapt to changes in their environment, they might as well just die out.
If you say "Save the Whales!" I'll say "Survival of the Fittest!"
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Code name for a Black person in West Virginia. Often used by people that don't want to call people a offending name,
That guy was being such a blue whale!
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