Who's Your Daddy?

The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him.

Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".

Who's Your Daddy?

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who did it and ran

Used to describe something messy and/or severely out of place.

His workshop looked like who did it and ran.

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Who Are You

Eigth Studio Album by The Who released August 18,1978.

Who Are You:
1."New Song" (Townshend) – 4:13
2."Had Enough" (Entwistle) – 4:27
3."905" (Entwistle) – 4:02
4."Sister Disco" (Townshend) – 4:22
5."Music Must Change" (Townshend) – 4:38
6."Trick Of The Light" (Entwistle) – 4:45
7."Guitar And Pen" (Townshend) – 5:56
8."Love Is Coming Down" (Townshend) – 4:04
9."Who Are You" (Townshend) – 6:16

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who uses payola

cardi b

“who uses payola for hits?”
“cardi b of course”

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Who Brought The Dick?

Used when an inappropriate action that someone causes in a group/party/work setting. Whereas anyone associated with that person is a Dick also.

A group of people are hanging out waiting for some beers to come. Two people come in and one is holding the beers. He then goes to put them in the cooler and drops all them and they go crashing down to the ground.

Random Person: Who Brought The Dick?!?!

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"who's fucking the cat?"

A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?'

"Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah"
Reply: So, "who's fucking the cat?"

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Who's the Fag Now?

A drinking game where a group of guys sit around naked while looking at each others cocks and getting drunk. the first one to get a boner gets his ass kicked for being a fag.

at the end of a long day one might say "I'm ready to go play a little Who's the Fag now?"

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