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Slapping an erect penis against pussy.
Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!
drew wood is the most amazing guy in the whole world he has an amazing personality and is a sexy beast. he likes to surf and skate which just makes him so much hotter. he has shaggy hair, tall and a teddy bear. he is so forgiving and will love you forever. he is a romantic with pure intentions. never let go.
thanos snaps and drew wood is still here
The coolest man alive, gets all the ladies and most likely has a 30 foot long dick
Woah that's a joshua wood, look at his 30 foot long dick
Leon Wood is Maria's man.she only wants him.he's only hers. :)
Leon wood is marias man only, and will be the only one for her.
Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.
My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.
When a woman gives you a blowjob after eating spicy foods( hot peppers, takis, etc)
“This girl gave me burnin’ wood last night after dinner, she made spicy curry and gave me a blow job afterwards, it burnt like hell”
Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.