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(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.
“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”
When a male and a female interact through sexual intercourse and after multiple rounds , the female partner eventually squirts (just like how you open a bottle of champagne).
" Hey Larry , what did you do yesterday ?"
"Oh just a good old fashioned corkscrew and wine action with a gal at the club."
" Not bad !"
When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
The state of adoration for all of the above
"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"
The wine you drink while you’re waiting in line for something.
The line was so long last night Eric drank a full bottle of line wine.
A punk bitch that hates women because wants to be treated like a LADY. He claims to be straight, but is totally uncomfortable with his sexuality. He wants the dick so bad that he fantasizes about his girlfriends getting gang raped. He is a miserable hag that doesn't help pay bills and would rather live with his dad than have responsibilities, or shacks up with the next dumb bitch he finds.
That dude Mike is a scrub, a straight up wine bitch.
The wine on your nightstand that is leftover from the night before.
That breakfast wine was so good.