I Haunt Wizards

sex in a band form

Helen, the lead singer for i haunt wizards, is sex

Off to see the wizard

Using drugs or other types of mind altering substances, usually marijuana.

Note: with multiple persons "We're off to see the wizard" is also applicable.

dude#1--"I'm off to see the wizard, catch ya later dude"

dude#2--"seriously man, you suck!"

the grand wizard of the kkk

A real man.

John is the grand wizard of the kkk.

Purple Wizard Pwnage

Utterly owning someone in Super Smash Bros. Melee using the character Ganondorf. By using his Warlock Punch or Warlock Grab to defeat an opponent, you are entitled to scream, "OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?"

Me-::uses Warlock Punch, wins match::
Friend: Fuck!
Me:OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?

Black Wizard Entertainment

A hip-hop and R&B record label based out of Asbury Park, NJ. Founded in 2004.

Yo, did you cop that new CD from Black Wizard Entertainment?

Pinball Wizard

A guy's junk, more specifically, penis and balls.

Did you see that? I hit him right in the Pinball Wizard!

take a wizard of oz

The classier and more magical way of declaring you need to take a huge whiz.

Mike: Dang dude, I've had to piss for hours. I'm gonna go take a Wizard of Oz!
Alec: Follow the yellow brick road!