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Diamond Jockey is not a who, it's a what. It is that feeling that gets inside you when you feel confident and a little bit cocky. It's that feeling that overcomes all the self-doubt and anxiety, even if just for a moment. It's that moment when you see yourself in a different light and realize you are all that, until the feeling is gone. The diamond jockey is when you feel diamond and you ride the moment.
I was Diamond Jockey last night, keeping it hundo p, everyone around me was feeling it too.
A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.
Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.
problem solver; programmer; button/keyboard pusher with programming instincts that reboot electronic instrumentation into successful operation without a manual.
Thank goodness we found a beep jockey who could dicern the programming responses from our late model electronic & audio clock.
A white male from the age range from 30 - 45, who exclusively hits on Latin Women.
"My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."
The Ancient Greek Olympic wrestlers, were the first recorded baunch jockeys in the western world.
n. A highly religious catholic
"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."