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When you are having sexual relations with you partner in the behind to completion, and some drips out and into the vagina and impregnated the women
Me and Sara don't have to worry about getting pregnant we only do it in the butt. Bro aren't your worried about having a trucker baby
Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.
Shoot your baby seed in there.
The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god
Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?
Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?
Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."
"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."
"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."
"I never said it was permanent."
When somebody fucking sucks at something.
You are a fucking pickle baby, get rekt.
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Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
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Someone that's only attracted someone extremely cute and perfect.
Ever since the baby yodasexual started watching The Mandalorian, I've never been able to get so much as a hug out of them.