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code word for going to smoke weed
-'hey, wheres steve?'
-'fucking wanker is finding sam'
-'what a prick... might join him'
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The Guitar/Vocals for the great indie band the Two Door Cinema Club. Even though he seems shy the band's fan have grown to like him very much.
Have you heard Sam Halliday playing guitar yet, he is amazing at it.
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Frenemies who like to convince themselves that they are "sigma males", and whose whole personality is thinking that they're better than everyone- primarily because they are addicted to "self-help" content. Sam Rozas like to switch their personalities every day. One day they may be an absolute gentleman, the next day they'll be a complete jerk, and then for 80% of the rest of the days, their entire existence is just a shitpost meme of humanity. With the many different sides of a Sam Roza, it can be difficult to determine whether you hate or like them, hence comes their role as a "frenemy". Despite all their contradicting traits, the one consistent trait about them is that they somehow remain strangely extremely hot. If you are simultaneously lucky and unlucky enough to have a Sam Roza in your life, just know that his horse is flying towards your home at speeds of mach 10.
Person 1: "Hey man, I've noticed you've been pushing yourself so hard all the time, and your personality has been all over the place? And why do you keep recommending me podcasts, or sending memes that make no sense, such as "chicken sandwich"? Are you okay?"
Person 2: "I'm becoming a Sam Roza. Deal with it."
Legend of the Tampa Bay Rays who has risen to stardom with his play on the field and popularity on Twitter. Fuld garnered attention with a remarkable catch against the White Sox on April 10, 2011. Since then, he has been a top trend on Twitter with the hashtag #LegendofSamFuld. Tweets using this hashtag have been featured on the Boston Red Sox' baseball network NESN. The Tampa Bay Rays will also have a "Super Sam" Cape promotion for fans during the summer of 2011.
Rain doesn't postpone games. Sam Fuld postpones games. #LegendofSamFuld
Sam Rietta is a very handsome man. He is smart, funny, active, sweet, and no matter how old Sam may be he will always act like a kid. Sam is one of those people that when you see them you will fall deeply in love with. Sam plays soccer, hockey and ball hockey. He is a goalie for soccer. But when you think everything is perfect he will turn out to be a dick. But he is still amazing
Hey did you see Sam Rietta?
Alessia: " Ohmy god! yes isn't he sexy?!
me: " ya! but he's a dick.!"
alessia: " why?!"
me: " he got mad at me for something that wasn't my fault!"
alessia: " ya but he's still amazing!"
me: " ya forsure! <3"
The most common default text-to-speech voice on Microsoft Windows computers. MS Sam is often used to say funny words or to sound like a helicopter.
You may also know MS Sam from the YouTube series, Arby and the Chief; MS Sam plays Chief.
Classroom friend, Joe: "Hey Matt, watch this!"
Microsoft Sam: "Penis"
Classroom friend, Matt: "Hah! You made him say penis"
Teacher: "Hey! Who said penis?!"
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The federal government.
Bill cheats on his taxes, because he hates Uncle Sam taking his money.
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