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Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.
Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.
The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.
That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.
That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.
Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.
Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!
Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!
Thats harsh
Bumping. Bumping 'caine.To snort cocaine.
I'm in recovery now but I used to do Ski bumps when I was working 3rd shift
Skipping the skiing and going right to drinks in the day (i.e. Pre après ski)
We woke up so tired from last night that we decided to skip the skiing for the day and praprès ski at the bar instead!