turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

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turkey tits

Female breasts that are so large, their shape resembles those of turkeys found in supermarkets.

"I just wanna play with your turkey tits, baby!"

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smoked turkey

A female's vagina after it has been defecated in numerous times. If left overnight to ferment, the scent often resembles that of a smoked turkey.

"Man, last night i smoked that girls turkey like it's going out of style! Ya bitch!"

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Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

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Stuffing the Turkey

v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.

man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"

man 2: "wait, what?"

man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."

man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."

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Going Turkey

1. Upgrade of going ham. Why? Because you can get good ham any day of the week, great turkey you get once a year.

2. When white people go "all out"

3. Originated from CoD: Black Ops Zombies by N. Fountain and B. Schaut

"Damn! you just went turkey on all them!"

On CoD 30-5 "Im going turkey!"

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croch turkey

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

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