Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

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Gay Turtle

when a man sucks a dick wrapped in a taco shell.

one man wraps his dick in a taco shell with just the head sticking out, and another man sucks it.

I heard Matt gave Bob a "gay turtle"

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turtle syndrome

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.

i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.

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Scared turtle

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while

"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"

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turtle ponchos

A turtle that looks like a poncho and a poncho that looks like a turtle, a very good dessert.

Turtle Ponchos are very good.

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Turtle punch

When you headbutt a women's vagina.

I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !

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slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

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