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When your girlfriend gets teeth pulled mainly or is bleeding from the mouth in general and she gives u head
I got the bloody mary last night after the opperation.. the gauze didnt stop much of the bleeding
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and expression used to express frustration or anxiety. Made popular by the Buffy the vampire slayer's series character Spike. Introduced by the Brits.
*bangs knee on corner of coffee table* Bloody Hell!
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Refers to the belief that Sunday is the worst day of the week because it’s farthest from the next weekend, plus the anxiety of going to work the next morning. To an extreme degree.
“If I don’t find a distraction to keep me occupied for bloody Sunday I may ledger myself.”
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Take the freshly used tampon of a virgin, and use it as a stirring stick to mix all your drinks.
Hey, my girlfriend was being a bitch, so I went through her trash can, found some "ingredients" and made a "Bloody Mary" she'll never forget.
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The worst possible insult given from an Australian to a Brit. Precludes fights.
That's my girl, you bloody queenslander!
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Take a baracuda, then insert the animal into a womans vagina, who is on their period. Then one plugs the hole with their genitals and let the fish swim around in the womans menstrual juices.
Man, you sure gave her the bloody baracuda last night.
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Like truffle butter but when the girl is on her period you mix the truffle butter with the period blood
Man last night my girl on her period and I made some bloody butter with her
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