Cat Flaps

Floppy empty tits

No side profile

Deflated hollow sacks of skin

Damn that gurl got some cat flaps on her, she must have a lot of kids

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cat hole

a hole dug in the ground to use as a toilet

Each time you use that cat hole remember to toss a shovel of dirt back into it.

Ill cat

(N) The dopest of the dopest, usually a stoner. An Ill cat is THE man and who is a bro beyond belief. He's chill, usually high, but mostly a super cool dude. He also usually has a pretty sick name like Marcus.

Dude did you hear what Marcus did last night?

Ya man, he's a fuckin ill cat.

breakdancing cat

The breakdancing cat is a feline that breakdances. It is very important in most countries around the world, especially Uganda.

Person A: wth is the cat supposed to accomplish? huh? nothin', that's what
Person B: IT'S A BREAKDANCING CAT
Person A: oh shi- you're right.

trouser cat

Female genitalia

I would really like to see her trouser cat.

Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.

Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub

easy as cats

Super easy, like as easy as taking care of a backyard cat.

First known public use attributed to Dr. Daniel Barboriak, March 9 2017, about diagnosing a stroke on MRI.

Making Ricotta cheese is easy as cats.