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When you gotta shit really badly, however running to the toilet will make you shit yourself, but you won't make it if you walk.
I'm a block away from my house, and that taco bell is starting to kick in... I'm in a real catch 20-poo!
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This task will require the following items: 1)experienced angler 2)one 4 ot worm hook 3)open-faced reel equipped with 40lb. test line 4)8 ft. surf rod 5)good ditch or hiding spot 6)oncoming traffic 7)minimum 6-8" length freshly squeezed turd. Preparation: with all components assembled for angling, hook turd at the head. Action: With rod in hand, squat out of sight and wait until you see a potential catch(vehicle). As it approaches at a minimum speed of 55 mph, come out of cover and heave-ho your stink-bait toward driver side window. Once it sticks, wait for tension on the line, hook and let it run with it. Once at end of spool, remember the fight and cut line.
While stopped at Highway 60 and Waverly I saw a sherrif get hit with the good old Cleveland Catch-and-release.
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Where the hell is Mary Francis?
Locked in her room as usual. She's playing catch with the devil.
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it means takin a small nap or jus sleepin off
u guyz carry on while i catch a few winks!!
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is a sex position involving two pull-up bars, or a sex swing. Tarzan Catches Jane, also referred to as the TCJ, was named for the following analogy: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane going to have his way with her, but he gets the wrong hole.
The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
It is a variation of the Italian Chandelier which is another sex position.
Girl 1: Hey hun, why are you walking so funny today? Did you hurt your ankle or something?
Girl 2: No, Nick and I were trying out our new swing last night and decided to try the Italian Chandelier but he missed and we ended up doing Tarzan Catches Jane.
Girl 1: OMG. That's got to hurt!
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a sharp pain that occurs amongst adolescents, under/behind the left ribcage. This sharp pain will come and go, and it is NOT life threatening, it usually goes away in adulthood. when this pain occurs lots of people take a quick and big breathe in, until they feel a pop in the spot and it goes awhile for a few moments. Dont worry you are not having a heart attack!
bob:ouch! i have a sharp pain in my left ribcage. what do i do?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing, what you have is precordial catch syndrome, you arent having a heart attack. you'll just have to wait till you become an adult, it'll go away! left ribcage pain
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Warning someone that they're gonna fight you
Bro don't piss me off, you tryna catch these hands
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