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The accidental act of one testicle slipping from your tight fitting underpants or budgie smugglers and being trapped between underpant and thigh.
Rushing to be first in the pool Luiz's poorly fitting budgie smugglers caused a rather embarrassing Chicken Crimpy to emerge that didnt delight family or friends
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This is the act of mooning someone while your balls and shaft are tucked in between your legs so it resembles a chicken, plus you spread your ass cheeks open exposing your chief red eye.
When your friends are being assholes you go behind a wall and pop out to show them this delightful treat and scream the red chicken at the top of your lungs.
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A Swamp Chicken is a very special kind of girl. They usually have bleached blond hair, shop at Walmart in fuzzy slippers and say "hell yea" in an Arkansas accent at least five times a day. Swamp Chickens can be attractive but their white trash appearance makes them hard to look at. Most Swamp Chickens have kids and live in a trailer park. Swamp Chickens are almost always the girl standing next to a fist fight yelling "kick his ass Jimmy Ray!". A classic example of a Swamp Chicken in pop culture would be Luanne Platter from King of the Hill.
I tried to hit on this Swamp Chicken at McDonalds today but her five kids kept yelling too loud.
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A cardboard or styrofoam box containing 4 to 5 fried chicken wings and french fries. Some chicken box replace the french fries with western fries. Some chicken boxes are sold as combos, adding a half and half.
Me: Let me get a chicken box
Korean Clerk: What'chu want on it
Me: Salt, peppa. ketchup
Korean Clerk: You want largey "alf and alf"
Me: Yeah
Korean Clerk: Six dala
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over producing of chickens
we never hear news reports dealing with over-chickening.
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Guy watching Pornhub during a lecture and his headphones aren't plugged in all the way and the whole class starts laughing.
"Don't act like you guys don't tug the chicken too."
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Answer to the question Guess what? 1st in a series of Chicken questions used to amuse my 5 year old grand daughter by her Uncle Joey.
#1. Guess What?
answer Chicken butt
#2 Guess Where?
answer Chicken hair
#3 Guess Why?
answer Chicken thigh
#4 Guess Who?
answer Chicken pooh
#5 Guess the rest?
answer Chicken Breast
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