Rural Dictionary

fatty mcfat fat

somebody who has more rolls than any sumo wrestler alive and leaves a trail of fat juice while walking down a path after eating and eating more food then one can think of. to be at this stage, one must complete 4 courses of all fast food chains for 3 months straight, tubs of miracle whip, and chocolate dipped everything.

no exercise or concentration needed.

yo, i was walking through wal-mart when this fatty mcfat fat blocked me in the aisle and i had to hold my breath and suck in to get by him... i felt like i was in a blowhole.

by fabby March 14, 2008

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secret life fatty

Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.

Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.

Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"

by Bob Errey September 7, 2008

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Fatty Tub Tub

One who is overweight, ugly, and requires a team of 16 CGI animators and professional photo editors three weeks of editing before a single final-production picture is deemed myspace worthy. Unfortunately, this picture looks nothing like the person in real life and gives the FTT a false sense of attractiveness.

"Nasche."
"Look at that Fatty Tub Tub!"

by Malkirz November 24, 2006

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hottie fatty

hottie fattys are often refered to girls who eat about 60000 pounds of donuts, muffins, brownies, chicken nuggets, and other delectable items served at school. These hottie fatty are now taking over the world. Of course, hottie fattys can only be girls and they must be a least 500000 pounds to qualify. Thank you.

Liz you hottie, get over here! Have a muffin! Fatty you're such a hottie fatty I love you!
Hey wait a second, Cailey is more obese than everyone, i love her the most!!!

by Hottie Fatty October 28, 2005

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