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carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 05, 2019


Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025


A gentleman’s grip

When a female places her mouth upon a male anus and the woman uses her tongue and lips to pleasure the male by way of anal oral sex, the male is receiving a gentleman’s grip.

I mounted the virgin, she proceeded to partake in a gentleman’s grip. All the joy in the world does not compare to the pleasure I felt from such a proper act of love and affection.

by Party McGraw March 14, 2023


Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.

Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!

by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019


National Grip Them Cheeks Day

Grab dem cheeks and run bitch run yall niggas cant get mad if a girl molest yall shit

National Grip Them Cheeks Day means to grip drm hoes at all means

by KeshaunBorney_suck dick April 12, 2019


Grip job

When an ejaculation occurs due to an aggressive and strong gripping hand by some other person that is not one's self.

Da booty was damn swiggity swooty but the foreplay involved an unfavorable grip job.

by Atjackmyswagger November 05, 2014


grip beast

Just some wild slang I just spotted in a TikTok comment.

"In a few years you can help her do other things she looks like she’s going to be a grip beast"
"Just a little grippy goblin hoping one day to fulfill the grip beast potential"

by AnonFox February 18, 2025