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The color you put on after bleaching the freak out of your hair that means I'm hot but I hate you. Looks good with Russian and Indian (American) skin tones. Turns on most. Redneck girls will always come up and tell you how much they like it.
Oh hey, I really like your pink hair its so cool, I wish I had the balls to do it.
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Since ancient times the chest hair has acted much like a chest antenna, allowing men to communicate with the cosmic force known as the man force. The more chest hairs a man has, the more at one he is with the man force. With every chest hair a man has increased chickdar (radar for lesbians, chick fights, and all threesome alumni), increased appreciation for bacon, better beard growing capability, and an exponentially increased love for espn. Chest hair was invented by Chuck Norris in the year 3046 BC.
gordon: hey bro, i am growing a new chest hair
percivel: i am happy for you man, that makes 42 right?
gordon: 42 and counting. by the way, i am sorry to hear about your last chest hair
percivel: ahhh, dont beat yourself up about it, im sure you didnt mean to shoot that firework at my chest
gordon: bad luck all around... or could be because your parents named you percivel
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A Hair Ball is a method of smoking marijuana where the buds are rubbed together, which makes the thin red/brown hairs fall off. The hairs are then roll up into a ball with a rolling paper. It is then placed into the bong piece and smoked.
Hey man, wanna go hit some hair balls out of my bong later?
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A booger-like lump found in your hair which appears as the result of applying too much hair product, or not spreading the product out properly. It looks suspiciously like a booger which leads to you having to explain the product mishap to those who point it out, so they don't assume it is a real booger in your hair.
Cam: What's that in your hair? Looks like a big booger... (reaches out to pick out out but recoils as he thinks it is a booger)
Jake: Crap... it's a hair booger, too much fudge on the hair this morning...
Cam: Yeah riiiiiight.... more like you picked a winner and scratched your head after....
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When the guy, while getting oral sex, starts running his had through the hair of the person administerring the felatio with a lot of pressure either for a better blow job or for the recognition of the administer of the blow job
Pete said he loves washing hair because it gives him more pleasure.
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A dude with naturally feathered hair like Farrah Fawcett.
I love your Farrah Hair Brennan, now alls you need is a red bathing suit.
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The gay term used to refer to a ponytail holder (which is the real name for the object).
Meagan tried to give Joe her hair weenie, but he didn't want anything to do with it.
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