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Hey look at my Urban Dictionary mug isn't it the best?
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The Urban Dictonary Mug Ads are ads that are placed under a definition made by a creator. These ads are always ignored because no one gives a fuck. They over-priced peaces of shit, and the ad will say some dumb ass line, like "Give a Depression mug to your grandma Lucie"
Give a Urban Dictionary Mug Ads
Mug to your brother-in-law Mohamed
It's waiting for you right below this definition, and you can buy it, meet it in real life and have conversations with it.
UD: Meet the Urban Dictionary mug!
Mug: Oh hello, nice to meet ya! What is your name?
Me: Well, I don't talk with mugs!
Just buy it! Im gonna die bro im held gunpoint
Gamer: Ok finally i have found it! The Meaning of it! Now i can relax.
UD: Get the neck gaiter and mug!
Gamer: But why
UD: I beg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got your family like catching water with a bucket! Turn on your tv moron.
Gamer: Turns on TV!
TV While gamer's mom screams: HELP HELP! Timer is 12 minutes. PLEASE BUY THEM! WE RAISE AND TAKE CARE OF YOU SO PLEASE!
Gamer: Oh my god
get the neck gaiter and mug 19.99 down and up below!
urban dictionary: get the neck gaiter and mug
dum ass: ok!!!
urban dictionary: whispers*- dum ass
the people behind the definitions: where the FUCK is our money?!!
urban dictionary: whispers*- dum ass
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1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.
2.The thing that's above this definition.
3.Something that you wouldn't click on.
Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.
buy mugs tshirts and magnets
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What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.
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