"It's hot as satan's balls outside"
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A very hot and painful burning sensation you feel in and around your anus, usually resulting from consumption of spicy foods. The feeling could be described as Satan himself giving you a rim-job (licking and or tounging of the asshole.)
Ricardo swallowed a whole habanero pepper and the next morning received Satan's rim-job
I splashed toilet water on my asshole because the burning of Satan's rim-job was too intense.
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When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.
"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."
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A movement in satanism that says that you should have sex several times a day every day no matter what it takes. It says that sex is the meaning and purpose of life. The movement is devoted to satan and lust.
What do you think about the satanic lust movement?
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Another way to let people know you're smokin' the Devil's Lettuce/Marijuana.
Person 1: "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "Probably just going to order pizza and hit the bong and get to tossin' Satan's salad"
Yo bro, quit bogarting satans brussel sprouts! The satans brussel sprouts are strong tonight.
The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.
"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."