ad

A dumb imbread dickhead who is a try hard

That kid is an ad.

Ad

An erotic pop-up image that is seen when entering an alien website

Person 1: Ooooh, what is that?
Person 2: An ad...

Ad

sexiest person alive
has a 79-pack
can crush steel in-between thighs
tits the size of watermelons
world's greatest Celeste gamer

John Delancie : holy shit it's Ad, please be my friend / lover

Ad : sorry John, I'm going to see Cai. I'm just out of your league now

Ad

Ad: A STUPID BOX THAT POPS UP AND BLOCKS EVERYTHING FOR NO REASON.

I hate ads.

Ad

Dhemna (someone who keeps pestering you but you still love them)

She's such an Ad!

Reductio Ad Ursidae

Reductio ad Ursidae: A satirical rhetorical tactic used to invalidate men's actions or arguments by making constant and often absurd comparisons to bears. For example, This technique highlights the irrationality of these comparisons by suggesting that men's behavior is so lacking that even a bear, known for its raw destructiveness, would act more considerately. However, in reality, a bear would cause far more damage and chaos than a man could.

“A bear wouldn’t leave the toilet seat up”

“Don’t pull the bear card”

“Excuse me it’s Reductio ad ursidae to be correct”

Bumper ad

An ad on YouTube that less than 6 seconds

Person 1: Have you heard that YouTube now shows 2 ads at once?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's only skippable ads or bumper ads.