the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.
eight full seconds to count as a qualified ride.
variant form of alaskan dragon
hey dude i just pulled an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night
really? did you qualify?
you know i did!
ayyyy!
*high five*
When you ride a girl down the steps during intercourse.
I tried the Alaskan bull rider on your sister bro, that's why she's in the hospital.
When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.
I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.
When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. Heβs the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.
"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"
When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)
Dude, I totally caught those two chicks doing an Alaskan Light Switch!
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1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.
Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket
Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered
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