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A usually retarded child that looks a lot like a Playmobile and like Sid from the Toy Story. He is not funny at all and smells like a black monkey lookin' ass.
Yo, Austin Fox told a joke last night and it was absolute shit!
Austin Sabo a person who is funny, loving, caring, sexy, smart and kind this person has a soft spot for anything that's cute and will always take the time and patience for those who he happens to care about and will always the one thing in people lives that will make them happy we also has a big dick and likes to be called big daddy.
Man 1: "Why can't I have an Austin sabo?"
Man 2: "Bitch I'm right here".
When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.
“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
Austin bakery is sweet, handsome, and so much more! Once you think about him once, he won’t ever leave your mind and oyou will get irritated at first because you won’t know why but once you realize why, your going to hate yourself for not knowing sooner.
Girl#1- I don’t know why but I can’t get him off of my mind
Girl#2- you must be thinking about austin baker he does that to girls all the time.
Former frontman of Attack Attack! and Of Mice and Men that a lot of people looked up to for saving their lives through his music, but recently has fallen out of popularity due to claims that he had raped 15 different women.
Austin Carlile used to be a great role model
The most handsome boy in the entire universes. With usually GIGANTIC BALLZ but has a addiction to doing vortex’s.
HOLLY SHIT Austin Abboud can do a fully sick vortex.
The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”