April 14th

Fuck a friend day. The day two friends fuck and keep it low-key

Chris: Today is April 14th I can’t wait to fuck Olivia my friend.

April 22nd

International fuck your best friend day! If you can, fuck them good enough they'll fuck you on a day that isn't April 22nd too.

Jessica: Hey Adam, it's April 22nd! Let's get it on best friend.

April 29

A day to appreciate your mother for all her hard work!

×: let's get your mom some cake.
O: why?
X: Uh Duhhh! ITS APRIL 29TH, MOM DAY NOW GET HER SOME CAKE!!!

april 33

National fuck mum birb (emoo) day
Also known as May 3

Hey guess what.

What.
Today is April 33.
Get on yo knees bitch

April 7th

April 7th is international show your boyfriend your boobs day in which you should definitely show your boyfriend your mommy milkers

Oh hey girl it’s April 7th
*sigh*

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April 28th

If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.

"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)

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April 26

Tony Stark died on this day in 2019, therefore it ceases to exist.

On April 26th i went to see Avengers: Endgame and the whole theatre was crying.

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