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D.A.D is the best youtuber ever. he makes funny youtube videos about him fucking with people!
yo did you see Dick Around Dylan's new video?
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
"It's not even an expression, it is now."
-CarlSagan42
It's a little tight around the edges
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A popular adult party game from the 1970s. Cones are usually provided.
Who's in for a jolly round of Schlong around the cone?
Verb. Occurs when an individual (usually male) is walking around his house or a locker room naked, not giving a damn that there are other people around him; occurs most often when someone calls you and you're in the middle of changing
Dude, I know the towels in this locker room are moldy, but could you please just grab one and stop ding-donging around?
Let’s just do something to waste time, Doing nothing. (The credit goes to Parsa)
Yo Karl, Let’s go outside fuck shit around.
Ayooo, I’m tired. Let’s go fuck shit around in the mall.
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When you are making out with a random Eastern European person while standing in close proximity to someone with whom you'd much rather be making out (a.k.a. Your soulmate). Your soulmate must also be slaying a rando, preferably a serviceman. Eye contact with your soulmate is required.
Friend 1: "Yo, did you see Ryan giving Nicole the Hungarian Wrap-Around at the tent dance last night?"
Friend 2: "Yea she was totally crushing Fat Coasty with her mouth. But also, Ryan is a fucking chotch."
Friend 1: "Yea seriously. Next time I see him carrying his fucking orgo-playset, I'm going to jandro that shit."
Friend 3 (while shoulder shrugging): "Ayyyyyyy"
Friends 1 & 2: "Shut the fuck up, Cem"
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