An annoying, dickish, and idiotic person. Someone who embodies the qualities of a fuck ass.
B.J. is such a fuck ass. He needs to be curb stomped.
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A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.
Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!
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(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.
Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?
Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.
If you didn't shower before taking a bath, you might as well have been sitting in ass water.
Walkin' around with your ass out like you don't give a fuck.
Dude pull up your pants
Hell no, I'm asses out!
A beautiful thing that we all like to stare at
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Marzio's Ass?
Person 2: cum