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When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.
Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!
Friend 2: What? How does that even work?
Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!
Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head
When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.
What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.
a mess that offends all senses
Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.
When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.
When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.
'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'
Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.
There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.
1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.
2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole
" no please! not another asshole pinche!"
Being a dick and also sad at the same time
Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!