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When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.
Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!
Friend 2: What? How does that even work?
Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!
Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head
When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.
What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.
a mess that offends all senses
Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.
1.It's the embodiment of asshole no one can ever come close to how much of an asshole, Asshole Antlion is. 2.That one asshole that's always there, especially in Youtube comments. 3.A person that's a professional at grabbing ass. 4.A person that's born an asshole no rhyme nor reason just wants to burn the world with their stupidity.
Random guy:Someone was just an asshole for no reason.
Random guy:What an asshole antlion.
The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.
He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.
Mamabear asshole is the head of the asshole family
Mamabear Asshole is the boss of the bear family
The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.
I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.
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