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The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.
I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.
An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.
I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.
In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.
5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."
you like bagels
someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!
A British saying meaning “Raging Boner”
“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”
Someone who has sex with a bagel.
Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel
The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic
Person 1: OMG BAGEL GIVER MY BELOVED