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The status of one's eating options.
Ask the hostess for the bake news; is dinner ready, or should we order out?
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"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)
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When you spread open a girl's cunt and you lay a very hot steamy turd in it and pop her cherry and it bakes it.
Dude I gave your girl a Baked Cherry last night.
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Similar to white girl wasted, birthday baked means a middle class person or someone on a budget spending more on marijuana for their birthday as a treat to themselves.
Dave: What are you doing for your birthday?
Harry: I just got paid so I'll probably visit my dealer and get birthday baked.
John planned to get birthday baked and therefore had to buy more snacks than usual.
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Playing a friendly game of cribbage after smoking weed.
Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?" "Yeah man, I'm baking the crib with some friends.
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When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.
" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"
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Similar to that of the wake and bake but for the super stoner who doesn't wake up till noon.
John : Yooo, let's wake and bake tomorrow morning?
Steve: Nahh, I don't wake up till noon my dude, let's slack and bake instead
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