Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

Bald Oikawa

a bald ass mf from some anime

man 1: hey bro its bald oikawa

man 2: wow he looks so dumb

Bald teeth

A man with near limitless power. He is also number #1

WOW! Bald teeth over there is a really awesome guy ha i wish i was him.
-David

Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

Bald licking

Licking the bald spot

I want to bald licking Danny bald spot he's so fuckabke

bald nugget

Unprepared, lack of preparation

Corey you forgot your wallet! Don’t go in the store bald nugget