The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)
Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(
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Someone who goes and date your boyfriend while you are still dating him.
Emily is a man stealer because she took Johnny as her boyfriend.
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boobs on a man, usually on fat boys.
Kylin has man tits.
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Draw your meat swords and arm your man cannon!
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Having enough facial hair to resemble a 70's style bush on ones face. (Typically male)
Damn Jesse... what is up with that MAN-MUFF on your face!?!?
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DARKEST MAN IN THE BLOOD CLOT DUNYA
ay that Darkest man guy is a schmuck u know
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