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When you are a stupid fucking retard
someone does something dumb
"loralie moment"
Jetpack moment-is when someone in a group says something stupid and it isn’t backed by facts.
Friend:did you know my car runs on windshield fluid?
Me:well you my friend just did a Jetpack moment.
Cock Blocking oneself when the situation is 100% guaranteed.
I had a chief moment last night. I drove a girl home and she invited me in for coffee and I said I didn't like coffee.
When someone, typically named fei acts or behaves in a way that makes no sense to the context of the conversation.
"Did you see what fei said yesterday? What was that all about?"
"Oh yeah she was just having a fei moment."
A crisis intestinal issue. Term coined after a friend with intestinal distress, while travelling in a car back to work after eating at a Jason's Deli restaurant, was pleading for the driver to stop at a Subway restaurant, which was the nearest restroom possibility. The driver was unable to make it to Subway, and as they passed the Subway, the friend in distress was moaning "Ohh Subwayyyy, Subwayyyy!"
Pull over quickly, the taco bell is causing a Subway moment.
When something bad or unexpected happens and you don’t know what to do but pull a resting bitch face
Hey did you see what happened to Jim ?
No what happened ?
He finished his project he’s been working months in and just before he handed it up he dropped it and it broke.
Is he ok ?
No he’s having a Noel moment
Carl moment is when someone does something stupid.
I fell from a horse yesterday
wow what a Carl moment