bandie bear

a little bear made as a mascot to put in a band room, made to get hidden by the brass players.

not to be confused with brassy bear

trumpets and trombones are brass players, who may even shut a door in your face, and make your head bleed

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Bear chick

What do bears and chicks have in common, well, they both like to "cave-in".

I barely peer pressured this chick and she just caved in.

That's a bear chick.

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Straight Bear

A hetero male who enjoys the typical "bear" aesthetic.

Paul thought David was a very cuddly bear, until David shared his pornhub preferences at the beer trivia night two weeks ago. Then Paul understood that David was a straight bear.

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Sea Bear

The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.

I am freaking sick of seeing Sea Bears by Oak Hill Beach.

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papa bear

Bill O' Reily, as said by Stephen Colbert.

"We are less than 48 hours from papa bear coming on our show, and my chair is squeaking!" -Stephen Colbert on Tuesday, the 16th of January.

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Boo Bear

Boo bears are bitter sweet creatures. At times they cuddle and other times they growl. Boo bears have an evil side... at night they scratch and bite and try to choke you out. That could be a good thing if your in to that stuff :) Morning time is best cause they sleep late and wimper in there sleep...It is kind of cute. Never piss a Boo bear off. This could prove disaterous. you have now been warned

I love my Boo bear cause she is a freak

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Pookie Bear

A cute nickname for your lover (male or female)

Your my Pookie bear forever! I love you so much!

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