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Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"
hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.
Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
Makin your lover warm Real Warm
"Jim got blanketed hard REAL hard"
"Amanda said "You'll be my blanket"
John knew he was near the Indian reservation, when he saw how many blanket people were in the store that he stopped at.
a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.
the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice
getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets
Wesley blanket cakes me.
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"