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When a bloke jizz's into a shot glass and then inserts in in her vagina
Hey Luke, I just gave your mum a boston shot glass, can I have the my glass back??
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Unlike a cock block, when anyone can jump the gun on you. When you're scouting a girl at a bar and your bro jumps in front of you to kick it.
Mike to Phil -"You see that hottie in the blue tank top over there by the bar? After I take a piss I'm on it."
**Mike goes to the bathroom and comes back to find his buddy Phil all over Jenna in the blue tank top**
Justin to Mike - "Oh man did you see that? Phil just layed a Boston Cock Block on you. Harsh!"
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Top Public Magnet in the nation. First public secondary school in the nation. Alumni include Hancock, Adams, Kennedy, Thomas Paine, James Bowdoin, Ben Franklin, and many others. Notorious feeder to Harvard College.
A: Where do you go to high school?
B: Boston Latin School
A. Wow you are smart!
B: Thank you. I attribute my intelligence to my teachers and peers at BLS.
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A prestigious examination school located in Boston, MA in the United States. It was the first public school in the U.S., founded in 1635. Originally a male school in which potential Harvard graduates could prepare for college, it was later eliminated its gender restrictions. To enter the school, one must pass the ISEE exam, either in 6th grade or 8th grade. Although praised for its contemporary and classical education, as well as for the high test scores students achieve on exams like the SAT, the school has a number of faults. Among them are poor teachers, excessive amounts of work, and most notably its scholarships (limited to the top 5% of one's class). Among the finer things are the excellent teachers, both in personality and in teaching style, an extensive music department, and a number of interesting and fun clubs and extracurricular activities. The school mascot is the wolf, based on the she-wolf in the myth of Romulus and Remus's raising. Boston Latin originally had seen amazing numbers of students being accepted into the highest ranked colleges, by little more than name alone. But in much more recent years, the title of the school will not help one get accepted even into UMASS Boston.
Kid 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Kid 2: Boston Latin School.
Kid 1: Ha, you fuckin nerd, I go to CM!
Kid 2: Oh, the stereotypical highschool for white kids from West Roxbury, nice.
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when the girl is on top, making love to a man, and she leans forward and whispers into his ear 'your dad likes this too' and sees how long she can stay on for.
that girl lori boston rodeo queen'd him
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To take a shit and then wipe your ass with your ball sack and drag it across a girls face.
In order to give a Boston Tea Bag, first you take a shit, and then you wipe your ass with your ball sack and drag it across a girls face.
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It's when a man ejaculates onto a woman's asshole, and she farts creating a mist of cum, which imitates a steam effect of a tea kettle.
Honey, you know what we haven't done in a long time, Boston Tea Kettle.
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