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did you see that girl she was very nice but very short “i think she might be a british leyla id watch out”
When an British nigger tries to fit in with all the the British whites but he knows he's not as good as them.
You know that British skilly wag mark thinks he's actually white.
Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC
Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.
A 69 under water usually in a pool, the longer you stay under water the better.
1st guy:"Jack did a British Jackson with Ellen."
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"
The act of driving on the left side of the road at night with all lights turned off in and outside the car.
Last night was a blast! We did a sneaky british on the way home.
The stereotype that British People only wear Suits, Top Hats and Ties. Also involves every British person having met the queen, and only drinking Tea. In reality, they actually act like this:
American: lol the British haven’t left the Victorian times lmao
British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.