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Broke Blindness

When you just get paid and you spend your cash unnecessarily even though you may have been struggling beforehand; a cycle.

Jimmy has broke blindness, he used his paycheck to buy a new TV even though he has a gallon of gas left and no food.

by Box_o_Foxes June 6, 2024


if it ain't broke, then break it

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 7, 2023


beat you broke

To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.

Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”

by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020


Broke the Chalk

When your teacher gives a lesson that is so off the hook that their chalk just can't handle it.

Dude, Mr. K totally broke the chalk today in third hour.

by Big Papa C-Dog March 23, 2017


leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 4, 2004


Broke the promise

If someone "breaks the promise" that means that the one you loved and you thought you would be together forever didnt end up happining

"Why did it haft to brake the promise", "you broke the promise!"

by Im depressed :D March 25, 2021


scope is broke

When a broadcast on the Periscope app has issues with basic features such as slow loading when going live and not all followers are notified.

When I started a broadcast on Periscope, not all of my followers were notified that I was on, so "scope is broke".

by PeriscopeUser2802 February 17, 2019