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Captain Ka-Buttholes

1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.

"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"

by deadgirlxsinful December 21, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


butthole rocket piss

Butthole rocket piss is a far more vulgar, yet more apt description for unusual bowel movement. Butthole rocket piss occurs when said piss explodes from ones butthole with the force of a small rocket.

I’ve had butthole rocket piss ever since I got back from Mexico bro I can’t go out tonight

by Mcdaddy69 July 29, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Greasy Dog Butthole

An area on the map Isolation on Halo 3. It is at the top of the map where you jump down the tube (near the shotgun) and you emerge from the greasy dog butthole.

"I just got the shotgun and I'm about to have a rape party on these noobs once I emerge from the greasy dog butthole. They'll probably deserve the vicious T-Bagging that will then ensue"

by Dirty D19 February 24, 2009

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


texas butthole massacre

the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously

texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock

person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue

by roflrofler September 4, 2009

21πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


king kong butthole

Used to describe an asshole that is large. This word is used to emphasize how LARGE the asshole is.

"lol nagen has a king kong butthole XD!"
"I think my asshole leveled up to king kong butthole after last night!"

by nayginitraw May 27, 2017


CB (Clean Butthole)

1. noun. A term used to describe the most supreme women. You can tell a woman is CB status without ever seeing her naked. These women generally have a great ass, clearly keep everything tight and most importantly, are always clean. Makes for great ass eating and other ass endeavours.

Damn Gina, you're looking like a real CB today.

Alfonso, you're not gonna believe this girl's Instagram photos. I've never seen a C this B.

This girl I'm talking to definitely has a clean butthole. If she's not a CB I don't know who is!

Sam have you seen these TikTok thots? Definitely the next generation of CB's.

A CB (clean butthole) is the highest level of hotness a woman can achieve. Some example of this are Scarlett Johansson, Shakira, Salma Hayek, pretty much any Instagram model and now the majority of the TikTok thots.

by PapaNoPickle April 23, 2021


leaky butthole syndrome

Fake disorder that a bad mom uses as an excuse to keep their kid at school even though he has exploding diarrhea

"He his shitting everywhere and on everything, he needs not to be here at school, but mom has a doctor's for leaky butthole syndrome so the principal said we can't send him home"

by IrishMerc September 29, 2021