1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.
"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"
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The Texas butthole tickler is a weird mf.
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An area on the map Isolation on Halo 3. It is at the top of the map where you jump down the tube (near the shotgun) and you emerge from the greasy dog butthole.
"I just got the shotgun and I'm about to have a rape party on these noobs once I emerge from the greasy dog butthole. They'll probably deserve the vicious T-Bagging that will then ensue"
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the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously
texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
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Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation
I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week
butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine
John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.
When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"
I just got poked by that "ghost butthole grabber"