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Captain Ka-Buttholes

1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.

"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"

by deadgirlxsinful December 21, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Texas butthole tickler

A weird person

The Texas butthole tickler is a weird mf.

by Yea yea maโ€™am April 11, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Greasy Dog Butthole

An area on the map Isolation on Halo 3. It is at the top of the map where you jump down the tube (near the shotgun) and you emerge from the greasy dog butthole.

"I just got the shotgun and I'm about to have a rape party on these noobs once I emerge from the greasy dog butthole. They'll probably deserve the vicious T-Bagging that will then ensue"

by Dirty D19 February 24, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


texas butthole massacre

the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously

texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock

person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue

by roflrofler September 4, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


tight butthole moment

Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation

I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week

by Kumpel June 9, 2022


butthole-itchy-itis

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine

John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.

by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021


Ghost butthole grabber

When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"

I just got poked by that "ghost butthole grabber"

by Hizzlebadizzle March 31, 2022