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the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?
man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
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It's when you take a steamy shit in between a girls breasts and push the titties together and then the boobies make the shell and you eat the poo like a taco yummmmmmm
I gave that girl a nice slap on the ass and then ate her California tacos
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Street slang terms that have a homosexual meaning or sound homosexual in a way.
Street slang that is not tough enough to be just street.
"He's my freshie" is an example of california street.
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Expression used to describe someone being an asshole
John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
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A spin off the usual jinx. When two people say the same word/phrase simultaneously. The routine jinx, personal jinx, etc. goes on until... california jinx is exclaimed. The person to shout California Jinx now has complete authority over the urination of the victim. Until the Jinxer says the name of the jinxed, they are forbidden to piss.
YOU BASICALLY HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE INFERIOR MORTALS URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS!
Lee and Jordan: PEEPEE!
Lee and Jordan: Jinx, Personal Jinx, Pokemon Jinx, Jinx You Owe Me A Soda, Pyramid Jinx...
Lee: CALIFORNIA JINX MR. MUTHAFUCKA!!!! YOU AIN'T PISSIN!!! YAHH TRICK YAHH!
Jordan: (looks to heavens) WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.
Kevin likes california horses.
The Northernmost part of California. Where it's always raining, there are trees everywhere, it's usually cold, people don't like say like like like a million like times like, we don't all surf, we're either rude and introverted, rude and extroverted, or VERY FEW of us are nice and ambiverted. YES. IT EXISTS!! And it isn't just San Fransisco.
Person1: I'm from California!
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.